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21 Funny Do Not Disturb Signs You'd Happily Hang on Your Door

Do not disturb signs are supposed to be our sleep and sexy time protectors, but often they seem to be ignored. You’re at a hotel, trying to enjoy a proper night’s sleep or get your freak on, and the maid thinks to herself, “you know what, I better knock loudly ten times, just to make sure.” You get abnormally angry at someone who’s simply trying to do their job, and they get mad at you for being so rude. It’s a vicious cycle. These are funny do not disturb signs that should hopefully fix all future disturbances of the peace. Or, you can simply put a sock on the door knob. That is universally understood. These are definitively the funniest do not disturb signs ever.

       Fort Kickass Underway

       Do Nut Disturb

       Everybody Hates Chris

       One Word To Ward Off Them All

       What About Bob?

       Ben Dover

       Back in Business

       For Historical Reference

       Prostate of the Union

       Hump Day Policy

       Sheep Are My Peeps

       Hard Rock Life

       Don’t Knock For Knockers

       Porn to Be Bad

       By All Beans

       Zero Percent Chance of Woman

        Chimpin’ Ain’t Easy

       About Last Night…

      “Grrrr” Means Go Away

       Nacho Ordinary “Do Not Disturb” Sign

Published by
Tom Makow
Tags: Funny Signs

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