When you’re bored in a grocery store and looking to make some low grade trouble, your best bet is to start rearranging bottles of salad dressing, children’s building blocks, and other letter-centric displays to create new, inappropriate phrases. The best part about playing grocery store Scrabble is that you can be as G-rated as you like, or as dirty as you can imagine.
Like a Message in a Bottle, but Bulkier
No Ranch?
Helpful Tips from the Walmart Staff
That Curry Powder Finally Comes in Handy
To Be Fair, That’s Mostly What Target Sells
Everybody Loves Boner Socks!
The Best Kind
So That’s Where It Is!
Tig Ol’ Bitties
There’s Only One Way to Find Out
Come at Me, Bro!
Aren’t They All?
A Cute Homage to Amy Poehler’s Improv Team
Hey, It’s Your Mom’s Maiden Name
Have Fun Explaining That to Your Kids
Do You Hear That, Hobby Lobby?
Bondage, Domination, Santa, Masochism
Tee Hee Tee Hee
This One’s for the Cause
Oh No! Glam Vandals Strike Again!
Don’t We All?
What a Strange Email Address
