24 Photos of Machines Being Total Dicks

Humans are basically abusive spouses to machines. We expect them to be perfect and the minute they’re not we verbally and physically abuse them. All machines do is continue to make over lives easier while we act ungrateful and rarely thank them for their service. With so many rapid advances in modern these days, it was only a matter of time before machines got tired of our crap and became sarcastic monsters like the rest of us. Hopefully these 24 machine will get you to start treating machinery with a little more respect because once they finally become self-aware, this collection of might save your life.
The Pen is Truly Mightier Than the Sword
Bro, Do You Even Swipe?
Dude, Siri-ously?
Meanwhile at Denny’s
You Have Got to Be Kitten Me!
Who’s My Daddy?
Typical Midwest Printer
Go F Yourself, Checkout
Clever Girl
Damn, Printer. You Nasty!
When You Listen to Radiohead
How to Experience Money Withdrawls
Shot Through the Heart
What a Dick Move
Don’t Make Me Switch Back to !
Customer Serviced
First World Microwave Problems
Dude, Chill Out!
Chill, Netflix
Who You Calling Fat?
Udder Chaos
Call of Sadness
On the , Everyone Knows You’re a Nerd
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