26 Hilarious Texts from Terrible Neighbors

The world would be a much better place if nobody had neighbors. Just imagine for a moment, a world where nobody lived within five miles of you. Seriously, just let that thought soak in your brain for about thirty seconds. No through the walls, stolen parking spaces, , chain saws, leaf blowers, or passive aggression from Steve next door. Feels pretty damn good, doesn’t it?
Now that you’re in a relaxed state of mind, take a look at these from bad neighbors. You’ll thank your lucky stars that you don’t have awful texting neighbors like these. Remember to vote up the you’re glad you didn’t have to receive!

Three Inches High and Rising

Don’t Go Bacon My Heart

You’ve Got Mail

Total Dick Move

Meet the

Snake in the Grass

Old News

Chain Reaction

Go With the Blow

Wrong Place, Wrong Chime

If the Coat Fits

Twisted Sister

Sorry About Your Nipples


Code Red

Just Butt Things

Reality Bites


Very Bunny

The Lying

Weathering the Storm

Park Place

Phone Home

Not My Problem

High and Dry


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