28 Breakup Texts That Are So Awful They're Amazing

Oh, breakup texts. Over the past couple of decades, the world of has ushered in a whole new era of innovation. With these new advances however, has also ushered in a series of less fortunate phenomenon. Among the darker shades of the modern age you’ll find things like the mass email, the group reply button, and worst of all: the dreaded text breakup. So hang on to your hat as you get ready to check out these breakup texts that’ll make your ex look like the hottie of your dreams. These days, around the world can send emails in the blink of an eye, access infinite sources of information in seconds, and troll for of cats around the clock. But they can also break up with you, out of nowhere, from miles away. But if you aren’t the dumpee, there’s lots of enjoyment to be found, and these bad breakup texts will look more like regular funny text messages.

James’s Last Laugh

The Accidental Adultery Reveal

The Awkward Autocorrection

The Bust and Dump

The Not-So-Subtle Hint

The Same Page Split

The Artful Redirect

The 180 Dump and Reverse

Andy’s Breakup Interception

The Deal-Making Dump

The Way Late Wish Maker

The Dense Dumpee

The “Didn’t Hear It From Me” Dump

Being Elusive: You’re Doin’ it Wrong

World’s Worst Same Time Surprise

Softening the Blow: You’re Doin’ it Wrong

The Breakup

The Under-Concerned Dumpee

Sometimes You’ve Just Gotta Spell it Out… Literally

The Laughing Ex-Lover

The Blunt Dump

The Beiber Breakup

The Dumping Critique Seeker

The Heartless Humorist

The Film Reference

The Bad Dump Dodge

The Disappearing Dumpee

Beause Nothing Says “Cultured” Like a Text Message Breakup

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