31 Cringe-Worthy Wedding Cake Fails

The best part of planning is definitely picking the cake. The flowers, the decor, the : they’re all just big, stressful headaches. At least with the wedding cake, you get to eat some delicious frosting while you figure out what to choose. After all, what can go wrong when it comes to fondant and buttercream? It turns out the answer is: a whole lot.
When you’re ready to plan your own big day, take a page from these wedding cake and don’t try anything crazy. That means saying no when your grandma offers to bake it for you, and remembering that all those DIY pinterest wedding online are complete lies. These ugly wedding cakes are enough to scare anyone into hiring a professional.
From wedding cakes that are falling over to sugary wonders that are melting in the bright sun, these cakes probably shouldn’t have even been photographed. Better to serve your guests a sheet cake from the grocery story than subject them to a penis-shaped mishap or a cake that looks exactly like the bride.
Feast your eyes on some of the worst wedding cakes of all time!

Are There Pickles Lining This Bad Boy?

Not Entirely Sure This Couple Wasn’t Already Related

Save It for the Honeymoon, Folks

Vanity = Nailing It

When Grandma Offers to Bake the Cake Herself

… Not Even Sure Where to Start on This One

How Priceless Is the Smirk on the Little Girl Behind Them?

Romance… You’re Doing It Wrong

Jack and Jill Go Up a Hill with Tragic Results

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Sushi Cake? No Thanks

… Nailed It

There’s a Time and a Place, Your Wedding Is Neither

That Awkward Moment When No One Can Find the Cake

When Toddlers Wed

Does This Remind Anyone Else of Pink Slime?

The Subtly Penis-Shaped Sand Castle

Strawberry Shortcake Grows Up to Find Love

When Bees Suddenly Start to Swarm Your Cake

Guess They’re Ready for the Honeymoon

When You Just Can’t Decide What You Want

When Your Cake’s Dress Is Even Worse than Your Bridesmaids’

When Muppets Get Married

The Leaning Tower of Matrimony


Is This a Wedding or a Sorting Hat Ceremony?

When Two Cops Get Married

Why It May Be Best to Skip the Script

When Your Cake Looks Like an Advertisement for Safe

If Lisa Frank Got Married

It’s So Bad…Yet Oddly Good

Gonna Go Out on a Limb and Say They’re Russian