Hoping for a new look? Why not shave the silhouette of a pooping man into the back of your head? Maybe you could try a full color iguana mohawk? Or even a life-size violin made out of your own luscious locks? If you can dream it, you can have it. What you do with your hair is your own business. Unfortunately, these looks are more nightmare than fantasy.
These are the worst haircuts ever imagined. Ugly haircuts, wacky haircuts, frightening haircuts, and just plain awful haircuts. What are the worst hairstyles in the history of the universe? See for yourself.
A Literal Rattail That Is More Digusting Than an Actual Rat Tail
The Higher the Hair, The Closer to God
Flock of Seagulls Gone Horrible Awry
The Very Definition of “Party in the Back”
This Architectural Marvel
The Bang Trim That Went Too Far
A Full Scale Committment to Going Green
At Least It’s Better Than an Angry Birds Tattoo?
We Call This One the “Drunk Barber”
Guaranteed to Attract a Girlfriend
I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me
The “I Never Knew My Real Dad”
Pay No Attention to the Head Behind the Curtain
For the Suble Music Lover
The First Step Toward Initiation into a Badass Ginger Gang
A Classy Look for a Refined Gentleman
A Simple Solution for Cronically Warm Ears
Perfec for a Young Busta Rhymes
The Ultimate Way to Embrace Flyaways
The Halo Effect
Helga From Hey Arnold
The Most Manly Pippi Longstocking Possible
An Literal Hair Net
The Eyes in The Back of Your Head
Who Needs a Hat When You Can Make Your Own?
The Really Really Au Naturale Look
What Mustache?
His Haircut Is As Shocked by the Style as We Are
The “I’m Sorry Mom”
All You Need Is a Little Hairspray…
The Mullet That Will Make You as Happy (and Creepy) as This Kid
This Foolproof Plan to Avoid Detention
The Swirly Look That Screams “I’m a Badass”
Winnger of the Search Engine Turf Wars
Johnny Bravo Would Be Proud
Teen Wolf a la David Bowie
The Backwards Platypus
A Subtle Tribute to His Pet Iguana
A Literal Take on Face-Framing Fringe
“Just Make Sure You Accentuate My Sideburns”
Because One Mustache Is Never Enough
His Side-Part Game Is on Point
This Makes Sense
Monk-Punk
The Only Acceptable Style for a Real Tennis Lover
Totally Normal
You Don’t Want to Know What Happens When Her Fly’s Down
The Perfect Look for Indecisives
The Most Epic Hat Hair In History
The Full Ron Swanson
