51 Punningly Brilliant Names for Real Life Stores

There’s something so special about a good wordplay joke. That special little turn of phrase that you repeat over and over again chuckling to yourself… What better way to advertise without advertising? How better to get someone to remember your store than be having a joke built right into the name? These , pun-tastic store names will have these lodged in your memory.
Rhetoricians referred to them as the (auspiciously titled) paronomasia, playing on the sounds and meaning of words. Linguists called them homophones, different words that are pronounced the very same weigh… err way. We are simply going to call them , and they are fantastic.
How do you entice someone into a mom and pop shop nowadays in the world of Black Friday and Cyber ? Make a dick joke! How do you distinguish your pet grooming place from the hundreds of others in the city? Make a classic reference! Make your liquor store sound if you say it out loud and watch the costumers (and the free press) roll in.
We’ve scoured the world (from the safety of… the ) for the best puns money can buy. Enjoy the creativity of these shop owners with great senses of and go shop there! Help keep these wonderful small businesses afloat by voting below, and with your dollars.

 Joke: The Store

These Guys Do a Great Service

Tok This Wayyyy

How to the Point

What a Lively Antique Store

He Would Be SO Embarrassed

The Defendant’s Favorite Restaurant

For the Kinky Foodie in Your Life

And the Mom Joke Restaurant Award Goes To…

Damn Dirty Grapes

High Expectations from This Place

Good ol’ Vegan Retreat


What Did That Store Do to Earn Such a Reputation

Can’t Argue with That…

I’m Comfortable with This Pun

Lost Boys’ Day Job

Now That’s Just Shellfish

They Thought About Changing the Name But No, No, No

Tee Hee

A Caffeine Addiction… Well You’re in for a…

Curious How the First Part Relates to the Second

For the Adventurous Pup

Why Don’t You Just Go…


Sew You Think You Can Pun

WWJI (Where Would Jesus Insure)

That Place Is Barely Staying Afloat

So Many Cops in This Restaurant

Say it Aloud

They Have All the…

Madness, I Tell You!

There’s No Winning Here

The Sister Store Is Hugs and Kittens

Guys, I Promise It’ll Be…

The Elusive Baby Talk Pun

Too Much? Too Much

It’d Be Cheesy if it Wasn’t So Sharp… I’ll See Myself Out

It’s Not a Store, but MAN That’s Good

Dickens Would Be So… Proud?

For the Ph.D. Endowed Cyclist

Falafel Pun? That’s Just Impressive

F*@$ Yo Couch!

Too Soon?

A Tale as Old as Time…

What Should I Get Her for Lunch?


Very Important Job

Its Namesake Requires it Be Overpriced

Only the Finest


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