51 Punningly Brilliant Names for Real Life Stores

There’s something so special about a good wordplay joke. That special little turn of phrase that you repeat over and over again chuckling to yourself… What better way to advertise without advertising? How better to get someone to remember your store than be having a joke built right into the name? These , pun-tastic store names will have these lodged in your memory.
Rhetoricians referred to them as the (auspiciously titled) paronomasia, playing on the sounds and meaning of words. Linguists called them homophones, different words that are pronounced the very same weigh… err way. We are simply going to call them , and they are fantastic.
How do you entice someone into a mom and pop shop nowadays in the world of Black Friday and Cyber ? Make a dick joke! How do you distinguish your pet grooming place from the hundreds of others in the city? Make a classic reference! Make your liquor store sound if you say it out loud and watch the costumers (and the free press) roll in.
We’ve scoured the world (from the safety of… the ) for the best puns money can buy. Enjoy the creativity of these shop owners with great senses of and go shop there! Help keep these wonderful small businesses afloat by voting below, and with your dollars.

 Joke: The Store

These Guys Do a Great Service



Tok This Wayyyy



How to the Point



What a Lively Antique Store



He Would Be SO Embarrassed



The Defendant’s Favorite Restaurant



For the Kinky Foodie in Your Life



And the Mom Joke Restaurant Award Goes To…



Damn Dirty Grapes



High Expectations from This Place



Good ol’ Vegan Retreat



Perfect



What Did That Store Do to Earn Such a Reputation



Can’t Argue with That…



I’m Comfortable with This Pun



Lost Boys’ Day Job



Now That’s Just Shellfish



They Thought About Changing the Name But No, No, No



Tee Hee



A Caffeine Addiction… Well You’re in for a…



Curious How the First Part Relates to the Second



For the Adventurous Pup



Why Don’t You Just Go…



RUN FLORIST RUN!



Sew You Think You Can Pun



WWJI (Where Would Jesus Insure)



That Place Is Barely Staying Afloat



So Many Cops in This Restaurant



Say it Aloud



They Have All the…



Madness, I Tell You!



There’s No Winning Here



The Sister Store Is Hugs and Kittens



Guys, I Promise It’ll Be…



The Elusive Baby Talk Pun



Too Much? Too Much



It’d Be Cheesy if it Wasn’t So Sharp… I’ll See Myself Out



It’s Not a Store, but MAN That’s Good



Dickens Would Be So… Proud?



For the Ph.D. Endowed Cyclist



Falafel Pun? That’s Just Impressive



F*@$ Yo Couch!



Too Soon?



A Tale as Old as Time…



What Should I Get Her for Lunch?



SO MANY LAYERS OF LITERAL



Very Important Job




Its Namesake Requires it Be Overpriced




Only the Finest




Layers

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