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28 People Who Will Never Forget to Log Out of Facebook Again

Some people may be confused with what the word 'hacking' means. In computer terminology if you were to hack your friend's… Read More

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The Dumbest Text Messages In The History Of Dumb Text Messages

We've all experienced that moment of accidentally sending a text message we wish we could take back. Many of us… Read More

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25 Hilarious Group Text Disasters

Ah, the group text! Ever since their conception, people have been on the fence about whether or not group texts… Read More

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Hilarious Hangover Texts to Help You Get Over Yours

So last night you had one too many slippery nipples and woke up with your brain thumping in your head… Read More

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Booty Call Texts That Got Rejected in the Best Way

Ah, the booty call. A time honored tradition of drunk people since the dawn of drunkenness, the booty call has… Read More

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21 People Who Asked Their Exes For Nudes And Got A Hilarious Response

Exes make all sorts of ballsy moves, but nothing gets brasher than asking your former significant other for nudes. Just as you've… Read More

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Incredibly Awkward and Scary Valentine's Day Cards from Kids

Ah, young love. Few of us will ever forget the magic of our first crush, the thrill of our first… Read More

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The Funniest Clothing Tags Ever

If you don't normally pay attention to your clothing tags, you're making a big mistake. These photos are about to… Read More

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22 Hilarious Flyers Found on College Campuses

College students all over the world are familiar with the campus flyer. College is full of traditions, but none are more… Read More

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27 Helpful Notes Written By Drunk People To Their Sober Selves

All humans are glass cases of emotion, and enough drinks can crack them open to the point where feelings flow uncontrollably like entities… Read More

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Parents Who Accidentally Texted Their Kids Inappropriate Things

Though sometimes accidental texts parents send can be hilarious, every now and then they can really blur that fine line between hysterical… Read More

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32 Hilariously Passive Aggressive Sex Notes

We've all had them: noisy neighbors, the kind who stomp on the floor, throw raging parties, and maybe even have… Read More

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25 Texts Shutting Down Thirsty Exes

It will give you food for thought. Read More

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Hilarious "Special Instructions" Pizza Deliveries

In case you didn't know, the "special instructions" box on your pizza ordering app is for helpful suggestions like "go… Read More

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23 Hilarious Notes from Moms and Dads

Getting your kids to listen to you is one of the most difficult aspects of parenting, which is why sometimes… Read More

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21 People Who Asked Their Exes For Nudes And Got A Hilarious Response

Exes make all sorts of ballsy moves, but nothing gets brasher than asking your former significant other for nudes. Just as you've… Read More

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18 Fake School Excuse Notes That Would Never Work

Remember when you were a kid and thought your fake get out of school notes where the most legit looking… Read More

2 months ago

13 Hilarious Anti-Masturbation Ads

Keep it in your pants. No jerkin' that gherkin'. You'll go cross-eyed! There are so many admonitions out there against… Read More

11 months ago

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines Guys Think Will Really Work

Tinder is a minefield, and stupid Tinder pickup lines, unfortunately, come as part of the package. Much like your hometown's… Read More

1 year ago

51 Best / Worst Selfies at Funerals

A new trend has taken Instagram and Tumblr by storm as more and more people are taking funeral selfies, and… Read More

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