The 31 Most Epic Restaurant Name FAILs

Restaurants are infamous for being bad investments. They’re hard to manage, hard to keep profitable, and generally stressful for everyone involved. But hey, gotta eat. So what can you do? Well for starters, pick a good name, something that’s inviting and most importantly, appetizing. Bad restaurant names are just a red flag and a name that’s memorable and catchy certainly won’t hurt. Well… unless it’s the wrong kind of memorable.
Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?), these owners of the restaurants on this list only got the memorable part right and came up with some of the worst restaurant names we’ve even seen. These names are so bad their eateries are famous or… well… infamous. They tried their best to pick an appealing name, but ended up with the top restaurant name . Whoops. From innuendo, to bathroom , to inadvertently unappetizing imagery and epic sign fails, these restaurants all truly failed when it came to picking a name.

Fu King Chinese Restaurant
Fook Yue Seafood Restaurant
Miso Honi
Soon Fatt Chinese Take Away
Thai Tanic
Bung Hole
Hung Far Low Restaurant
Crabby Dicks Marketplace & Grill
Happy Crack
Dildo Dory Grill
Vagina Tandoori Indian Cuisine
Wanker’s Corner Cafe & Saloon
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Poon Palace
Pee & Poo Steak House
Rong Phuk Restaurant
Phat Phuc Noodle Bar
Flavors of Negros
The Chocolate Log Confectionary & Coffee Shop
Herpes Pizza
Cock & Camel
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
Squat and Goble Cafe Crepery
My Dung
Cabbage & Condoms
Pho Bich Nga
Pu Pu Hot Pot
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