Make no mistake, what you’re about to behold are funny tweets that are dumb enough to make even the most optimistic among you check into the possibility of applying for a passport to Mars. Because maybe humanity has a good run and it’s time to pull the plug and start over?
But if you’re up for a good laugh, then you’ve definitely come to the right place! They may not be pretty, but these stupid tweets are sure to have you grinning, not to mention feeling awesome about your own intellectual capacity in no time.
World’s Worst Selfie Location

Ironic Proof That There are Some Things Not Even Jesus Can Fix

Oh Boy.

Crushing Collective Hope of Humanity

Might Wanna Give That One One More Test Run, Cupcake

….Not That Tt Wouldn’t Have Been a Helluva Cameo But…

The Resemblance Is Uncanny

That Awkward Moment When Your Daughter Turns Out to be a Boy

Not That We Disagree Necessarily…

Not Up to Date on Politics

Sorry, B.B.

Nothing Says True Love Like Accidental Vehicular Manslaughter
Wot M8?
Who Knew Rosetta Stone Was So Political?
Please Be Kidding. Please.
Making a Great First Impression
Just Easier to Nod and Smile
One More Review Couldn’t Hurt
Oh No.
It Hurts. It Hurts So Much.
Well, You Might Have It
Physics in Public… I Doubt It
Shhhh. Just Leave Her With Her Dreams.
Rude Awakening in 3…2…1
Surely No One Is Trying
Preach
Give That Mystery a Moment to Breathe…
No Reason. Don’t Worry About It.
Fingers Crossed She Has This All Backwards
One Would Hope.