Hilarious Hangover Texts to Help You Get Over Yours

So last night you had one too many slippery nipples and woke up with your brain thumping in your head louder than them at the club. Within seconds, you realize you may have partied a little too hard last night, as evidenced by your raging hangover and the large number of embarrassing you sent before going to bed. You’ll deal with those later. But first, what better way to ease the pain than by gathering sympathy from your friends?
Check out this list of hangover texts from who made some questionable decisions last night. Whether it was a regrettable booty call, public indecency, or just too much to , these people are feeling it. Thank goodness they documented how terrible they feel so we can all laugh at them. If you’re feeling a little (or a lot) hungover this morning, perhaps this list of partiers will help you feel a little better. Rank your favorites!

         More Dignified, Still Painful

        Whatever It Takes

         The Blacked out Break Up

         I’m in No Mood for Your

         New Idea?

         Nice Excuse

         Autocorrect + Blindness = Confusion

         What Happens in Vegas Is All Over Your Face

          Bathroom Disaster, Courtesy of Fruit Ninja

         How Does Your Head Feel?

         Been There

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