Kings of the metro

Anyone who has ever ridden the public metro with a certain amount of frequency knows that there’s a dedicated community of riders who loathe, love, and are perplexed by their daily travels. On any given commute, passengers may feel all these opposing emotions at one time. The peak of traffic after 5 PM on a is an especially fraught occasion, but one can witness train passengers in the throes of such various sentiments before the workday has even begun.

Indeed, from all walks of life and every taxable income bracket ride the metro. Intellectuals use their respective underground commutes as a time to catch up on Amazon Kindle reads, and lovers keep a steady hand when applying foundation while cruising. Some subway riders behave in inexplicable ways, however. They carry trash cans on board with them, they doze in strange positions, and they make various outfit choices that stump even the most style-conscious.

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This Grandpa Refuses To Let Go Of His Youth

Just Because It’s The Subway, Doesn’t Mean There Isn’t Nature

This Passenger Will Never Be Without A Seat

It Was Obviously A Long Day At The Office

A Leashed Ferret Counts As A Support

This Metro-Riding Couple Are Goals

Talk About A Power Suit

Guess He Needed A Footrest

Who Cares About Spelling, It’s Only Permanent Ink

This Grandma’s Block Is Strong

Someone Has Their Priorities Straight

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