Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

What good lines do you always go to when you spot a hottie across the bar? This list of pick up line and , culled from shows, , stand-up and might help you add an icebreaker or two to your rotation. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at pick up lines from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life’s little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier, and help catch the eyes of the ladies (or gents!). 
Some of these funny ice breakers and one-liners are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach and are cheesy ice breaker lines that use hypocrisy and criticism for laughs. No matter what the approach, these come ons will make you laugh and you’ll find breaking the ice with a joke isn’t as tricky as it seems. 

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they’ve simply been broken up in a way that’s convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
Love at First Sight
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I Seem to Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?
Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is pretty messed up!
Nothing lasts forever
Can you be my nothing?
Do you know CPR?
Because you take my breath away.
Is your name Gillette
Because baby you’’re the best a man can get!
Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
How Do You Like Your Eggs in the Morning?
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you’re the only ten I see!!!
Can I have directions?
To your heart?
Is your dad a thief or something?
Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Want to die happy?
I’ve heard is a killer.
Want to Go 50/50 On a Baby?
Is there a mirror in your pants?
Because I can see myself in them.
If you were a drug...
I would overdose!
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
Do you know karate?
Because your body kickin!
Did you fart?
Because you blew me away.
Do you like Subway?
How about my foot long?
Do you believe in the hereafter?
Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Is your dad a terrorist?
Because you’re the bomb!
You're good at math right?
Is 69 a perfect square?
The beauty of yours
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Please, can you hold this for a moment?
My dick.
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