Scary Texts from Crazy Ex Girlfriends

Ah exes! We’ve all had them, been them, or maybe even called the cops on one or two. While the thought of an ex rarely brings back happy memories, every now and then encounters with old flames can result in some pretty situations, as you’ll see from the collection of from ex-girlfriends gathered below. These texts from spurned ladies are classic demonstrations of the old claim that “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
Here you’ll find from who are experiencing a wide variety of emotions regarding their exes. Some have just recently been given the boot and seem to be flying at full throttle batsh*t crazy. Others are still in the denial zone and are hoping to get their guy back, even if it’s obvious to everyone but them that it just wasn’t meant to be. But some of the best are pretty much over the dude in question and are dishing out the burns like a fry cook gone wild.
So the next time you wonder if you’re the only guy out there with a crazy ex-girlfriend or the only girl out there that feels like one at the moment, come on in. These funny texts will give you a laugh as well as the priceless reassurance that you’re not alone.

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Best. Reply. Ever.

That Awkward Moment When You Psycho Text the Wrong Number

When She Just Won’t Let You Let Her Down Easy

Actually This One’s Kinda Priceless

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When You Realize You Haven’t Even Broken Up with Your Crazy Ex Yet

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