24 Mythbusters Myths You Were Saddest to See Busted

After 14 seasons of scientific mayhem, Mythbusters is coming to a glorious end in 2016. Since 2003, Adam, Jamie, and the rest of the crew have been dispelling scientific rumors and making blow up, while inspiring generations of to nurture their love for STEM. Despite all the good that the guys put out into the world, some of the Mythbusters’ biggest busts were also the experiments that made us the saddest. After all, what kid doesn’t grow up dreaming of shooting a cowboy’s hat off or building a death ray out of mirrors? If you followed Mythbusters on their 14 season run, you were bound to see a few busted myths that totally bummed you out, and this list puts all of the myths that made us the saddest to see debunked together so fans of the show can mourn in one place.
The myths busted on Mythbusters were usually things along the lines of Hollywood myths that had been perpetuated thanks to years of acceptance by viewers who believed whatever they saw on screen. Mythbusters debunked myths of that stature because it was important to the team to show an accurate depiction of the way works. By doing so, they were able to engender a love of science among viewers that resonates so soundly because no program had ever connected with fans in such a way before – science lovers and casual viewers alike. Still, it’s a huge bummer that some of the myths that were busted were so .

The Five Second Rule
The debunking of this myth truly broke the hearts of clumsy humans everywhere. As firm believers of the five second rule, it’s truly horrific that the amount of time that a piece of food spends on the ground has no basis on the amount of germs it picks up.
Pirates Can Safely Slow a Fall by Using a Knife to Cut a Sail
This busted myth might be the saddest one of all. After all, who hasn’t dreamed of cruising down a sail with a cool sword shoved through the fabric? When they attempted a full scale version of the myth, the guys decided it would be impossible for a  pirate’s knife to be at the perfect balance between dullness and sharpness to safely cut through a sail.
You Can Shoot the Hat Off a Cowboy Without Harming Him
Sorry For a Few Dollars More fans, but you can’t shoot the hat off a cowboy with just a pistol. In fact, you’d have to use a shotgun to have enough force to make the hat fly, and by that time the guy you were shooting at would be mostly dead.
It’s Possible to Make a “Magic Bullet” from Ice
Unfortunately for all you would-be untraceable killers out there, there’s no way that you could shave a bullet out of ice and shoot someone with it to destroy any evidence. The bullet would melt before it even left the barrel.
A Person Can Punch Their Way Out of a Coffin
Adam and Jamie’s assertion that no human can break out of a coffin with punches alone (and if they could they would still suffocate) really puts a damper on your plan to live forever, hu
Shooting a SCUBA Tank Will Blow It Up Good
Why Adam and Jamie had to blow up the dreams of everyone who dreams of blowing up a shark with a pressurized scuba tank, we’ll never know. But when the guys punctured the tank it just flew around like an air rocket and didn’t explode.
People Can Slip on a Banana Peel
If you were planning on re-creating Mario Kart with your buddies, you can forget about the banana peels. While they may be slippery, they’re not slippery enough to cause a person to slip and fall like they were in a Jerry Lewis .
You Can Use a Rowboat as a Submarine
Sorry guys, but the next time you’re playing pirate you can forget about sneaking up on your friends under an overturned rowboat. The human body is just too darn buoyant.
You Can Drop a Penny Off the Empire State Building & Kill Someone
In the fourth ever episode, the guys debunked the myth that someone can drop a penny off the top of the Empire State Building and kill someone, as the penny would be traveling at terminal velocity (65 mph) as if fired from a rifle. There goes your big New York penny drop idea.
There’s a Frequency That Can Make People Crap Their Pants
Despite feeling some discomfort in his chest after being subjected to multiple low frequency tones, Adam never lost control of his bowels. This busted myth totally throws off any plans to be a subsonic supervillain out the window.
A Person Can Sink in Quicksand
Totally destroying the super awesome myth that classic and stuck in our minds, Adam and Jamie did a test to see if someone could actually drown in quicksand. They discovered that quicksand is actually denser than water, and that anyone who died in quicksand probably died from exposure or dehydration.
Yodeling Can Cause an Avalanche
This is incredibly depressing, as it’s been a dream of many an amateur yodeler to set off an avalanche, but apparently no amount of yodeling can spark one.
Snipers Can Kill Each Other by Shooting Through Their Scopes
Ruining the dreams of every boy who grew up watching James Bond movies, the MythBusters debunked this sniper myth when the bullet they fired was  either stopped or deflected by the multiple layers of lenses in the scope.
You Can Plug a Shotgun with a Human Finger, Causing It to Backfire
In their experiment to try plugging up a shotgun with a human finger, the test hands they used were both completely destroyed by a shotgun blast. If only we were all Bugs Bunny.
People Can Build Cannons Out of Bamboo
Much to the chagrin of all the Trekkies out there, Kirk never would have been able to defeat the Gorn captain by making a bamboo cannon. It’s more likely that he would have blown himself to Star Trek heaven if he’d tried that option.
You Can Build a Death Ray Out of a Mirror
Taking on a myth from antiquity, Adam and Jamie tried to construct a death ray from mirrors that could harness the energy of the sun. They decided that t he mirror would have to be impractically large, and even then, the temperature of their target was only raised a few degrees.
It’s Easy to Take Candy from a Baby
Sorry all you would-be candy stealing jerks out there, but according to Adam and Jamie’s calculations, it’s actually harder to take candy from a baby than to procure it in the normal, everyday way: stealing it from a grocery store.
A Bowler Hat with a Metal Lining Can Knock the Head of a Statue
Sorry Bond fans, but Oddjob’s metal-lined bowler hat just wouldn’t be that effective as a tool of intimidation seeing as how the most it can cut through is a plaster statue.
A Skydiver Can Land on a Seesaw and Bounce a Girl Into the Air
Even though this myth seemed implausible to begin with, we were holding out hope because it does sound fun. But when the team tried to replicate the experiment, everyone ended up dying.
You Can Pick Up Radio Stations on a Tooth Filling
No matter what Lucille Ball said, you can’t pick up radio signals in your tooth fillings. Which is a bummer for anyone whose been walking around with their mouth open trying to find Coast to Coast AM for months.
You Can Catch a Bullet in Your Teeth
Young carnies everywhere had their hearts broken when Adam and Jamie debunked the myth of a human being able to catch a bullet in their teeth. They simulated firing the bullet into a pig’s teeth (which are much stronger than human teeth), and every time it shattered the ’s chompers.
A Trombone Can Shoot a Firecracker
In “The Mad Trombonist,” the guys tried to shoot a firecracker out of the horn while simultaneously blowing up the bell. Unfortunately, since life isn’t anything like a Looney Tunes cartoon, the guys weren’t able to make the horn explode until they attached it to model rocket engines.
Pyramid Shapes Have Special Powers
While trying to if pyramid shapes can can harness the power of math (the most powerful of concepts), the guys tried to keep an apple from decaying, and milk from spoiling, but sadly the pyramids did nothing for their produce.
You Can Make a Candle Out of Earwax
We kind of just wanted this myth to work because it’s so gross, but according to the busting team, earwax doesn’t melt as consistently as paraffin.
Mind Control Chips Are Placed in Your Bloodstream by Nurses
If you’re a conspiracy theory nut, the busted myth of mind control chips being placed in people’s bloodstreams during blood donations is kind of a bummer. At least Adam and Jamie discovered that a stud finder could locate a microchip inside a human body.
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