What were the worst reaction to the Scarlett Johansson nudes? You can find them all right here.
This is an Important Day in Pervert History

The Fap is Strong with This One

This is a Valid Concern

Foul Machelor Frog Gets the Fap Flu

Uh, Where Does This Guy Work?

It’s All in How You Word Things

This Is What the Entire Internet Looked Like When the News Broke

So Much Work to Do
The Only News Item (Other Than Palin) That Will Got Attention on 9/14
Ew!
FirstWorldProblems for the Fap-Impaired
This Guy is Going to Die Alone
This Guy is Also Going to Die Alone
Creepy As Hell
Okay, This is Actually Kind of a Good Point
HAL900 Wants to Serve a Higher Purpose
*Slow Clap*
Breaking News from the Sweaty Palmed Dispatchers
Cakes = Slang for Buttcheeks
A Message from the Male Population
An Instant Buzzkill
Another Butthurt Dweller is “Unimpressed”
And the “Jealous Because Nobody Wants to See Me Naked” Award Goes to…
You Have to Be Careful About the Wording of This News Story…
She is Now Part of an Exclusive Club
Reddit Discovers the Economic Implications of the ScarJo Nudes
Fake Nick Nolte Will Never Be Hacked
Slowpoke is Always the Last to Know